Apple releases App Store Review Guidelines - What's next, we find out who killed JFK?

Credit to Social Media Gods Mashable for breaking this story - super-secretive Apple has released its Store Review Guidelines.  If mere mortals attempt to view the guidelines, you won't be able to without being a registered Apple Developer.  Fine, whatevs. 

One of the more common complaints about App development was that Apple wasn't always always clear about why an app was being rejected.  Now, thanks to the release of the app guidelines, developers can have a better idea of what guidelines their apps have to adhere to.

Apps have been rejected for a variety of reasons, including:

• Ridiculing public figures (see #1 and #2)
• Lack of user functionality (see item #3) - like the famous "I am rich" application.
• Offensive Content (#4, sorry South Park)
• Support of nudity
• Support of violence...like shaking babies?  REALLY?

I'm glad I just make trivia games.